Watermelon Asshole

Watermelon Asshole.

If a picture is worth a thousand words, then the image to the right is a cautionary tale of the permanence of sexually transmitted diseases. While the watermelon asshole is generally unremarkable, the blemishes orbiting the asshole are an area of concern.

A regimen of antiviral drugs may reduce the watermelon's symptoms, however contagion cannot be eliminated and any potential partners should be wary.