Grapefruit Asshole

Grapefruit Asshole. 

Notice the beautiful pucker on this fruit asshole.  Clearly this grapefruit is saving itself for marriage. However, as indicated by the multitude of freckles surrounding the asshole, this particular grapefruit is a ginger, and therefore unlikely to receive many marriage proposals.

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Apple Asshole

Apple Asshole.

Here we have a near textbook example of prolapse. But before passing judgment on the apple, consider that this could have easily been caused by severe constipation or old age.

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Watermelon Asshole

Watermelon Asshole.

If a picture is worth a thousand words, then the image to the right is a cautionary tale of the permanence of sexually transmitted diseases. While the watermelon asshole is generally unremarkable, the blemishes orbiting the asshole are an area of concern.

A regimen of antiviral drugs may reduce the watermelon's symptoms, however contagion cannot be eliminated and any potential partners should be wary.

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Blueberry Asshole

Blueberry Asshole. 

The blueberry's asshole tells a tale of past exploitations and regret. If we look beyond the outer star shaped layer, the previous (much narrower) boundary of the asshole is visible. Perhaps this is how the blueberry put itself through college.

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Banana Asshole

Banana Asshole.

The banana asshole is one of the most intriguing in the fruit asshole kingdom. Note the concentric layers of crust, possibly indicating the banana's inability to wipe.

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